KELSEY'S BIRTHDAY 2019


location THE JOLLY ONION (see below) | 4 PM Saturday 09 March (EDT)

IT'S KELSEY'S BIRTHDAY. LET'S DO THIS.

KELSEY IS TURNING 29. I THINK. IT'S AN ALL CAPS KIND OF CELEBRATION.

COME ON DOWN TO THE JOLLY ONION. GIVE HUGS. GET FOOD. GIVE GIFTS. GET FAT. THIS IS THE EVENT OF YOUR FUCKIN' LIFETIME. DON'T MISS IT, FOOL.

COME FOR THE ONIONS. STAY FOR THE KELSEY.

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