Mike Williams: From Boy to Man


location Muskoka Lakes | 6 PM Thursday 06 August — 6 PM Sunday 09 August 2015 (EDT)

The Bachelor Party

He’s grey like a rain cloud
And about as much fun
He likes science and working
And getting things done

He’s not pretty, not cute
And he sweats like a hog
With the thighs of a hippo
And the face of a frog

He was a child who dreamed
Of the Olympic arena
Where he would find greatness
As a skating ballerina

He’s a man who now dreams
Of a world without pollution
So he makes loads of money
For half-assed solutions

He’s somehow found love
From a real, live broad
Who seems to like who he is
Or maybe its fraud

Either way, he’s our brother
And so we owe him his chances
For memories of mayhem
And deluxe lap dances

So join us in August
Somewhere near a lake
And let’s get him real drunk
For his own fucking sake


WHEN: AUGUST 6-9 2015
WHERE: COTTAGE COUNTRY TBD, SOMEWHERE NORTH OF TORONTO
WHO: MIKE’S BEST BUDS
NOT: WOMEN OR CHILDREN
WHAT: COTTAGE BALLYHOO AND LOCAL SHENANIGANS
BRING: PANTS

Location

Muskoka Lakes

Muskoka Lakes, ON, Canada (TBD)

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