So this is the New Year.

This year has been really hard for everyone, so we're excited to get together with our loved ones and gather strength for whatever comes in 2018.

Our annual Talent Show is back. If you're interested in performing, please fill out this form. We're going to keep the show to a tight 45 minutes, so please keep your act to 4 minutes or fewer.

Please once again bring personal items to burn on the Dark Altar, releasing negative energy from the year gone by so we can begin 2018 spiritually fresh and emotionally clean. Bring your parking tickets.

This party will have: * Food that you may eat. * An alcohol bar. * A hot chocolate bar. * Games. * Crafts. * Being nice to each other. * The option of dancing.

This party will not have: * A cover charge. * Peer pressure. * A dress code. * Hooking up with randos. * Parental discretion. * Calling your representatives.

YES, you SHOULD bring these things: * Your talents, for the talent show. * Compliments and nice words, to give to your friends. * Things to burn on the Dark Altar.

NO, you will NOT do these things: * Post this link publicly. * Attend with an entourage. * Leave the seat up.

Feel free to bring one friend or loved one. You and your guest must RSVP individually so that our count on this page is accurate.

  • 8:00 PM: You can come over early for games.
  • 9:30 PM: The talent show will begin.
  • 10:15 PM: The talent show will end.
  • 11:00 PM: We will burn the Dark Altar. We promise there will be much less smoke this year.
  • 12:00 AM: 2018 happens to us.
  • 2:00 AM: Go home feeling a little bit better.

Best of luck to us all.





1917 N Elston Ave

1917 N Elston Ave, Chicago, IL 60642, USA

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