Some New Year's Eve Party

location 1917 N Elston Ave | 8 PM Saturday 31 December — 2:30 AM Sunday 01 January 2017 (CST)

New year, who dis?

The year 2016 is ending, but the drastic drop in our quality of life and the erosion of our basic freedoms will continue long after the clock strikes midnight. Come to our office to celebrate.

8:00 PM: You can come over early for games.

9:30 PM: The talent show will begin. It was really good last year.

11:00 PM: We will burn the Dark Altar.

12:00 AM: 2017 begins and we all keep drinking.

This party will have:

  • Food, for to eat.
  • Beverage, for to drink.
  • A talent show. Click here to apply to be in it.
  • A Dark Altar on which we will purify our spirits and plead for the protection of the pantheon - lead by our Witch in Residence and Alien Queen, Holly Chernobyl.
  • An arts and crafts area with a button-making machine.
  • Various games to tickle your pleasure centers.
  • Killer Queen.
  • Some nerds alone in a conference room playing Overwatch all night.

This party will NOT have:

  • Swinging: dance, or otherwise.
  • Drugs such as marijuana (unless you bring enough for the whole class).
  • Arguing with your boss.
  • Sobbing in the men's room.
  • Schnapps.
  • Your problematic fave.

YES, you SHOULD bring these things:

  • Your talents, for the talent show.
  • Things to burn on the dark altar.
  • Comfortable footwear.
  • A sense of purpose.

NO, you will NOT do these things:

  • Post this link publicly.
  • Bring total randos.
  • Attend with an entourage.
  • Play your acoustic guitar.

Feel free to bring one friend or loved one, but everyone must RSVP individually so that our count on this page is accurate.

  • I cannot stress this enough.
  • You must RSVP individually.

We'll see you when we see you.





1917 N Elston Ave

1917 N Elston Ave, Chicago, IL 60642, USA

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