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To the marvellously debauched send off for the illustrious and tepid Mr Robert Richardson esq. (Part 2). A weekend of hilarity lies ahead.
Best togs, swagger and A-Game.
Wenches arrive at between 6 to 7, and will be responsible for keeping our drinks refreshed and making sure Rob is humiliated.
Sorry, they're the best we could find. They're coming up a long way from Aberdare, so be nice to them, they've got great-grandchildren older than you.
Old trainers, swimming trunks, shorts, it'll be warm.
Any old 70's tennis gear would go down a treat, think John McEnroe and Gazza, naturally…
Bring your fluro, white gloves, whistles, Barker Baggies, Hyper Color T-Shirts, Rave Beads, 'Holmesy hair', wigs, Altern-8 masks, poppers, uppers, downers and all-arounders.
Swimming Trunks, a rugby ball, football, frisbee.
There is a Noise abatement order (from 10pm) but the basement is completely sound proof and we can make as much noise as we want in there. This is where all the music, games stuff is. £1000 Damage deposit (General damage everyone will be accountable – she is more concerned about carpets.) ROB N & I are covering this, so please be careful.
Ellerncroft House, off Bradley road, Wotton Under Edge, GL12 7DX, on the B4058). Only use this post code in your sat nav very important, this is the closest postcode to find us.
If you are coming from M5 towards Bristol Come off at junction 14, at the top of the slip road turn left, if coming from Bristol turn right. Continue along this road to T – Junction turn left and go through village of Charfield. Go straight over round about continue on this road to Wotton Under Edge.
Pass a shell garage on the left turn left after garage, this is Gloucester road leading into Bradley road. Go up this road, go past 1st turning on left, road narrows cottages on the left leading into Bradley road next left look for a sign saying Bradley Green NOT BOWLING GREEN, turn left at sign then take an immediate left into private drive Ellerncroft on gate, go down private drive, come to another set of gates we are inside plenty of parking.
If you are coming from the A46. Follow signs to Wotton Under Edge.
When coming into Wotton Under Edge you will see a war memorial go right round an dup hill to the right this is Gloucester road leading into Bradley road , follow directions marked 2
The postcode is GL12 7DX
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